Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Bitter Haikus



Dog! What good are you?!
You did not eat the cat puke,
so I stepped in it.


Don't glare at me, cat.
Your stomach would be full if
you hadn't puked there.


Grrr.


Tom has one to add:

Constantly licking;
Always laying in walkway;
Go home big black dog!

11 comments:

  1. unloved visitor
    take your nastiness away
    we never liked you

    ROFL

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  2. dear mother-in law
    you had your chance years ago
    please leave us alone

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  3. small girl cuddling
    sapped all my motivation
    ReeRee's soft and warm

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  4. House please clean thy self
    clutter abounds
    sewing is more fun

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  5. Oh dear husband
    If you're worried about affording a baby
    get rid of the Mini

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  6. Gossip Girl, Heroes,
    Grey's Anatomy, Castle,
    Spent day with TV

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  7. I wish I had heat
    my fingers are freezing off
    work hard space heater

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  8. Ah Home Sweet Home
    Such a nice place
    To lay my head

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  9. disgusting canine
    what if they never return?
    it's off to "A Farm"!

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  10. Hey folks. Just in case a couple of you didn't know, a haiku is defined by 3 lines of poetry:
    5 syllables
    7 syllables
    5 syllables

    Thought that might help. ;)

    And Dionna - thanks for sharing. This just brought on an impromptu lesson about syllables here at the Goodson Homeschool. I'm impressed with how well Jacob picked it up. He's still pre-reader but now he can count syllables! :)

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